Friday, November 11, 2005

Entropy in motion.

Why nothing will ever go smoothly. Chaos grows exponentially faster than order in any environment. A jigsaw puzzle has one set order (completed), yet many forms of chaos, or many ways it can not be in order (just shake it). Consider a cup sitting on a table. There is order when it is on the table, sitting upright. It can be knocked over. It can spill its contents. It can fall off the table and break, either partially (lose it's handle, or chip), or completely (shatter). You can glue it back together, but it will never be exactly the same, it will remain fragile. True order is not maintained. Add another one, the order doubles and the chaos multiplies even more.

Perfect example, sitting at meeting. You're sitting in the hall paying attention is order. Everything you see or hear is the environment. The more people sitting in front of you, the more order you have. They are all listening as well. But the more order (people paying attention) in your environment (everything you see or hear), the more chances for chaos (distractions). The more people in front of you, the more chances for distractions. The more people going from order(paying attention) to chaos(standing up, talking loud, falling asleep, allowing babies to be a distraction), the more you're in chaos (not being able to pay attention). There's a simple solution to all this. Sit as close to the front as possible, and kill all the babies in your hall. It goes along with Murphy's law quite well. The more that can go wrong, the more will go wrong. Take care of the babies and lessen the chaos. Which brings me to my next point.

When it comes to the organization, entropy gets out of wack. One environment,one order, one chaos. Knowing God's law (environment), following them and making it into the new system(order), not following them and not making it into the new system (take a guess).

So much simpler.

29 comments:

Angie said...

I care

Anonymous said...

.Just wanted to let you know, that I agree with you as to being disturbed by aaron. lol

Dante the Inferno said...

I just want everyone to knoew that we know who you are.

I don't actualy care, but hear this:
The "(take a guess)" part of that post really threw me off. I had to read the whole thing again. That's just how slow I am...

..I'm having some serious trouble reading the word verification here too..

Anonymous said...

huh?!

lissy said...

don't worry daniel, your not the only one who was thrown off by that, i had to read it all over again as well. not that kelly didn't explain it right, just i'm slow too.

Lost in NYC said...

Kelly, you're one of a kind. I thank God for that every day of my life.

beyondthestairs said...

If we are following Murphy’s law here, then all the babies you kill will come back to life and try to kill you. lol. I love the fact that you put I disturb you. I think we have a mutual disturbance. Mr. anonymous doesn't seem to appreciate my disturbing qualities the way you do. I feel sorry for him in his lonely undisturbed world. lol

Kelly said...

Entropy and murphy's law are only slightly related. Even following murphy's law that's not possible aaron. "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong." To this day, I have yet to see babies come back from the dead.

And I hate sarcasm in print johnathan. Mainly because at times like this, I can't tell if you're being it or not.

Dante the Inferno said...

So... All the babies one kills will die with their eyes open and stare at them with a creepy smile. That could happen.. GO MURPHY!

Dante the Inferno said...

btw.. you needa do another post.

Fluxing the Scorpion Sparrow said...

So, you're telling me you don't believe in the resurrection Kelly? Do you have to see everything to believe it? Babies coming back to life are like the wind. I've never seen it, but it HAPPENS MAN, IT HAPPENS!

Kelly said...

It doesn't happen (present continuous). It's happened and it will happen again. And they won't be killing. At least I hope not. Though the rest of your point makes sense.

And I only post when I feel like I have a good reason to post.

Anonymous said...

what kind of crack are all of you on? I need to get me some

Kelly said...

That's it. No more anonymous posting. I can't take someone leaving comments about people when they don't even bother let us know who it is. If you want to comment, log in like the rest of us.

Fluxing the Scorpion Sparrow said...

I agree completely Kelly. I had to change my blog so people couldn't post anonymously.

Ryan said...

Well, I am from the board of the blog police. I must say Kelly, after observing your blog for some time, I thought I should bring it to your fine attention son that you are under observation, and consideration for the annual BLOG AWARDS.

You heard it son! Due to your demonstration of superior blog writing abilities, you have come to the attention of our committee and we will be in touch with you shortly to follow up.

In closing, thank you for the fabulous contribution to the blog world. You are working hard to make it a fascinating (though at times a tad frightful) place.

Sparkly Regards,

Blogger Editorial Staff

P.S. Keep your eye posted for tuxedo deals! Awards ceremonies are in January.

Kelly said...

Odd

Dante the Inferno said...

ryan is a douche.

don't listen to him, he gave me a bad coupon.

BTW, chris says your blog looks like it could very well be "strong sad's" blog.

Fluxing the Scorpion Sparrow said...

I think Ryan likes you!

Kelly said...

Though this should be an honor (I guess), I find it hard to believe that someone on the blogger editorial staff would call me son twice and not have a real profile. Though if it is fake, I would expect there to be some sort of advertizing for some miracle hair-growth pill, penis enlarger or at least a link to his blog.

Which leaves us with the option that it's some random guy screwing with me.

Which makes me sad because I look good in a tux.

Kelly said...

Though he did call me by name which would rule out the bot automatically posting advertisements or something of that nature. And why, if there was an award, would there be a ceremony that I would have to attend? And blog police? Honestly, couldn't think of a better name than blog police?

lissy said...

yay! kelly is famous...wait a minute, this means...i know a famous person?! whahoooo! i could so use this to my advantage.

so uh, kelly, ever wanted to be in show biz? really... how tall are you? what? that's to tall for us carney folk! >:-p

Jenny said...

Hello Kel..

The week of the show, I'm going to be selling tickets. I'll see you Wed night at the meeting on Dec 14, so if you would like to buy yours early so you don't have to pay at the door.. Let me know! It's $5, btw.
I'm going to see if I can somehow get free tickets so I can get some of you in for FREE! =)
Afterwards, we could get something to eat. Chili's maybe? Or Friendley's? I'll be fine with whatever. I aint picky when it comes to food. Just not Mexican..for now, at least. Thx;)

dan g said...

Entropy, free energy exchange, etc... I just leanred about this stuff in Biology.

dan g said...

btw, this is dan greene.

Johnny Blaze said...

Spider I think everyone now knows who you are. You can stop now Spiderman

dan g said...

Mr. Blaze, what was the point of your comment? All I said was who I was.

dan g said...

Blog police? Yeeeeeeahhhh, I think that is a little too uncreative. Then again, I don't have any better ideas. Dang it!

You are a good writer though, Kelly.

Jenny said...

How was your Ministerial meeting Sunday??
I gave your daddy the 311 CD to give to you.
Thanks!