Well, it is. See, my family is planning on going camping this december, from the 23rd all the way through christmas and new years. I'm kind of happy about it since I have a big four-person tent all to my self. The last time we went camping, apart from other things that transpired, my brother and a friend of ours thought it would be hilarious if they pulled the pins and support out of my tent whilst I slept.
And it was. I remember it like it was yesterday. I woke up to the sound of the light breeze blowing through the trees, the sound of what appeared to be pterodactyls screeching in the air and the smell of the morning dew on my face. Ah, 'twas a spectacular december morning. As I slowly come to, I fought off the morning groggines and a brief bought of claustrophobia as I tried to get out of my tent. I found the zipper and then opened one on the rain guard. I assumed the same geniuses whose prank woke me up wet and grumpy at 6 in the morning had also left a small bike in front of my tent door. I don't know whose attempts they were trying to thwart with that seeing as how it was infront of the rain guard door, not the one on my tent inside. Besides, it was a child's bike, while I am a fairly small giant. I don't know who they were trying to annoy with that pathetic obstacle. With that being said, it took me almost 10 minutes to get out. I exited to find that a modestly large branch had fallen not far from where my head was.
So with that being said, I'm trying to think of a good way to get my brother back. Peeing on his tent? Lighting a small fire around his tent? Spraying his clothes with deer pheremones? Who knows what cruel and wicked plans my demented mind will hatch? I do. Just not yet.
But remember this, his comeupance has arrived.
p.s. For those of you who were wanting me to start another writing project (the both of you) I've created a blog for short storie. I've got some ideas already on there. If you want to add any, let me know and I'll add you name so you can access the blog and add stories when you want. Remember, they are to be short stories. You can have multiple posts with the same characters, but every story must be able to stand on its own.
6 comments:
my friend lara and her brother were always having competitions on who could get back at the other person the best.
well, one day lara's brother decided he would put deer pee ALL over her room. yea, it took so long to get the smell out. lara was soo mad.
ahhh camping...i love it. i'll help you think of some evil schemes, even though i am sure you are loaded with them! (*no, i am not trying to say anything*)
It won't be too hard for you to think of something, Kelly.
Ya know..Being that.. your famous for saying "evil things" ..Not just the say but the do.
lol..
Camping?? =O !
I've never gone camping.. I'd LOVE to go one day though!!
=), cya.
Why would you do that to your own flesh and blood. Oh! I forgot it is your family
camping! you dont know nutin! speaking of nuts where did i set my acorn?
Ok im back i found it. Im nature boy want any tips on some more camping revenge tricks. how about tying a marshmellow above someones tent so that the racoons jump on the tent to get it! and trust me it works! LOL! to much to much. i have to go find some more acorns now
oooh. that one you have to go with.
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